Sunday, March 06, 2005

Cloning the Vampire-busters

God knows I love our President, and these will tell you why:

"It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber" -Washington D.C., April 10, 2002

and,

"One of the interesting iniatives we've taken in Washington D.C., is we've got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a- cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone" -Denver, Aug. 14 2001

I'll sell you one of those vampire-busters for $24.99, no questions asked.

1 comment:

Amelia said...

A vampire is a- cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone


What?????? I can't even laugh at that, I don't even know what he was trying to mean!